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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Hillary Clinton Testifies On Benghazi Attack

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton testified before Congress today about last year’s attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi, Libya that left Ambassador Chris Stevens and several others dead, an assault that many Republicans contend was intentionally covered up. What do you think?

  • “If there’s such a big cover-up, how come I’ve heard of this?”

    Charles Baum Sponge Packer
  • “Hillary Clinton must be held accountable if there is to be justice for Chris Stevens and those other two or three guys.”

    Harley Casper Malt Roaster
  • “Clinton just needs to be straight with the American people and tell us exactly what happened. Unless they really screwed up—then it’d probably be best if she just made something up.”

    Robin Shouse Systems Analyst
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