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With many crimes now originating on encrypted areas of the internet, many wonder about the so-called dark web and its activities. The Onion provides a primer on this obscured digital space:

Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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Hillary in '08

Hillary Clinton announced that she will run for president in the 2008 election. What do you think?
  • "Is she too polarizing a figure? I say no, but apparently some fucking assholes disagree."

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  • "The last thing America needs is a radical liberal who supports the war and the death penalty while opposing flag-burning and gay marriage."

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  • "What's she going to do next—run for president?"

    Malcom Thewlis Labor Mediator
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