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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Hillary in '08

Hillary Clinton announced that she will run for president in the 2008 election. What do you think?
  • "Is she too polarizing a figure? I say no, but apparently some fucking assholes disagree."

    Mike Irving Snow Removal Worker
  • "The last thing America needs is a radical liberal who supports the war and the death penalty while opposing flag-burning and gay marriage."

    Lydia Pontani Algebra Teacher
  • "What's she going to do next—run for president?"

    Malcom Thewlis Labor Mediator

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