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Trump Casually Informs Pence He Going To Make One Or Two Appearances During Speech

CLEVELAND—Pulling his running mate aside backstage at the Republican National Convention just minutes before the Indiana governor was scheduled to formally accept the party’s vice presidential nomination, GOP candidate Donald Trump casually informed Mike Pence that he would probably make one or two quick appearances during the Midwestern conservative’s headlining speech tonight.

‘Heed My Tragic Story Well, Friends, For You Could Just As Easily Be Me,’ Says Chris Christie In Haunting RNC Speech

CLEVELAND—A thrall sweeping over the assembled GOP officials and party members Tuesday as he recounted his chilling tale of hubris, New Jersey governor Chris Christie reportedly entreated those at the Republican National Convention to consider the sad story of his own dizzying rise and ignominious fall, offering a bitter warning to all in attendance that his terrible fate could befall any one of them.
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Hillary In 2004?

The 2000 presidential election is barely in the books, but talk has already turned to the possibility of Hillary Clinton making a White House run in 2004. What do you think?
  • "A woman president? What if she menstruates all over some important legislation?"

    Rich Durban Machinist
  • "Hillary would make a great president. But she'd probably ask her girlfriends for advice, and I just don't trust that Sharon."

    Annette Petersen Homemaker
  • "She's got a good shot, so long as no one blows her up, causing her faceplate to fall off and revealing the gears and diodes beneath."

    Todd Tyler Systems Analyst
  • "Would she have female Secret Service agents? Because that'd be pretty sexy."

    Bob Houdel Cashier
  • "No, no–you don't understand: The 19th Amendment gives women the right to vote for a president, that's all."

    Bob Van Eeghen Lawyer
  • "We could do worse. You know, like we always have."

    Lisa Rinaldi Physical Therapist

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