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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Hillary Raises $26 M

Hillary Clinton raised $26 million for the first quarter of 2007, in addition to the $10 million left over from her Senate run. What do you think?
  • "Now all she needs is some name recognition."

    Ernie Sanchez Bricklayer
  • "Campaigns are so costly now. Why, Hoover became president with only a $5 bribe to the guy who announced the election results."

    Pat Simmons Warehouse Supervisor
  • "That's what she thinks. Just wait till she tries to take my check for $25 million to the bank!"

    Christian Wells Bouncer

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