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Cannon Overshoots Tim Kaine Across Wells Fargo Center

PHILADELPHIA—Noting that the vice presidential nominee had been launched nearly 100 feet into the air during his entrance into the Democratic National Convention Wednesday night, sources reported that the cannon at the back of the Wells Fargo Center had accidentally overshot Tim Kaine across the arena, sending him crashing to the stage several dozen feet beyond the erected safety net.

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Lone Superdelegate Voting For Martin O’Malley Feels Like Total Fucking Idiot

PHILADELPHIA—Sheepishly raising his hand to nominate the man who suspended his presidential campaign back in February, unpledged delegate Bob Shiefke told reporters Tuesday he felt like a “total fucking idiot” for being the only person at the Democratic National Convention voting for former Maryland governor Martin O’Malley.
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Hilton's Mom Calls McCain Ad 'A Waste Of Money'

John McCain donor Kathy Hilton called the candidate's attack ad comparing Barack Obama to Hilton's daughter Paris "frivolous." What do you think?
  • "Given Obama's history of drug use, a Nicole Richie comparison seems much more apt."

    David Argent Provost
  • "I completely agree. There are important issues that need to be discussed, like necklaces, and handbags, and tiny dogs."

    Penny White Party Planner
  • "Mrs. Hilton must be crushed to be back in the headlines again."

    Roger Blunstone Chef

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