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‘Hip-Hop Conservative’ Congressman Caught With Cocaine

Former Fox News Radio talk-show host and self-proclaimed “hip-hop conservative” Trey Radel, a first-term Florida Tea Party congressman, pled guilty to cocaine possession today. What do you think?

  • “Why do these hip-hop conservatives always have to be such stereotypes?”

    Perry Faulk
    Sorghum Grower
  • “Apology accepted.”

    Jill Velez
    Systems Analyst
  • “What is hip-hop conservatism coming to?”

    Kevin Yasnogorodsky
    Museum Guard
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