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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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‘Hip-Hop Conservative’ Congressman Caught With Cocaine

Former Fox News Radio talk-show host and self-proclaimed “hip-hop conservative” Trey Radel, a first-term Florida Tea Party congressman, pled guilty to cocaine possession today. What do you think?

  • “Why do these hip-hop conservatives always have to be such stereotypes?”

    Perry Faulk Sorghum Grower
  • “Apology accepted.”

    Jill Velez Systems Analyst
  • “What is hip-hop conservatism coming to?”

    Kevin Yasnogorodsky Museum Guard
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