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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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‘Hip-Hop Conservative’ Congressman Caught With Cocaine

Former Fox News Radio talk-show host and self-proclaimed “hip-hop conservative” Trey Radel, a first-term Florida Tea Party congressman, pled guilty to cocaine possession today. What do you think?

  • “Why do these hip-hop conservatives always have to be such stereotypes?”

    Perry Faulk Sorghum Grower
  • “Apology accepted.”

    Jill Velez Systems Analyst
  • “What is hip-hop conservatism coming to?”

    Kevin Yasnogorodsky Museum Guard

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GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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