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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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‘Hip-Hop Conservative’ Congressman Caught With Cocaine

Former Fox News Radio talk-show host and self-proclaimed “hip-hop conservative” Trey Radel, a first-term Florida Tea Party congressman, pled guilty to cocaine possession today. What do you think?

  • “Why do these hip-hop conservatives always have to be such stereotypes?”

    Perry Faulk Sorghum Grower
  • “Apology accepted.”

    Jill Velez Systems Analyst
  • “What is hip-hop conservatism coming to?”

    Kevin Yasnogorodsky Museum Guard

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