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Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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History Channel Aborts Kennedys Miniseries

The History Channel has decided not to air The Kennedys, an eight-part miniseries starring Greg Kinnear as John Kennedy and Katie Holmes as Jackie Kennedy, saying it was "not a fit for the History brand." What do you think?

  • "Oh, my God. I'll always remember this street corner as the place I was when I heard the The Kennedys was canceled."

    Keith Davies Stationary Boiler Firer
  • "Did the History Channel just figure out now that the Kennedys are Irish?"

    Margaret Bitney Volleyball Coach
  • "Wait. How is a movie that's super long and boring not a good fit for the History Channel?"

    Colby Pope Unemployed

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