HIV Outbreak Shuts Down Porn Industry

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HIV Outbreak Shuts Down Porn Industry

Four adult film performers have tested positive for HIV since July, prompting California’s pornographic video producers to temporarily cease production, and spurring further calls from AIDS advocates to make condoms mandatory in adult films. What do you think?

  • “I hope they come back soon, because I’m almost completely caught up on porn.”

    Grover Platt
    Candy Dipper
  • “Condoms should absolutely be mandatory. Also ball gags.”

    Thomas Bogart
    Chandelier Maker
  • “I just hope those cock-starved coeds are able to find the sustenance they need.”

    Beth Whittier
    Turbine Assembler
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