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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Homeland Security Waives Environmental Law

The Department of Homeland Security used its authority to waive environmental and land-management laws to complete a 670-mile border fence between the United States and Mexico. What do you think?
  • "Hey, sometimes you've got to break the rules to do what you know is right—unless that involves crossing a border, of course."

    Anthony Rector Orthopedist
  • "They should at least have to make up for the damage by adding a nice trellis or some ivy."

    Vic Brennan Police Officer
  • "In the Department's defense, a lot of wildlife was sneaking across that border to do God knows what."

    Rosario Miller Personal Chef

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