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With many crimes now originating on encrypted areas of the internet, many wonder about the so-called dark web and its activities. The Onion provides a primer on this obscured digital space:

Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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Honeybees Dying Mysteriously

American honeybees are being wiped out in record numbers by a mysterious illness. What do you think?
  • "Oh, no–I only have one five-pound jar of honey left! That won't last me more than 25, maybe 30 years!"

    Maureen Pauls Enameler
  • "Fortunately, I've always used swarms of cockroaches to pollinate my rose blossoms, so I'm safe...for now."

    Jesse Carver Gardener
  • "Bees are dying off? Anaphlactastic!"

    Jerome Day Lathe Operator
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