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  • Child Visiting Ellis Island Sees Where Grandparents Once Toured

    ELLIS ISLAND, NY—Pausing to imagine the throngs of people who must have arrived with them that day back in 1994, 12-year-old Max Bertrand reportedly spent his visit to Ellis Island this afternoon walking around the same immigrant station his grandparents once toured.

Honeybees Dying Mysteriously

American honeybees are being wiped out in record numbers by a mysterious illness. What do you think?
  • "Oh, no–I only have one five-pound jar of honey left! That won't last me more than 25, maybe 30 years!"

    Maureen Pauls
    Enameler
  • "Fortunately, I've always used swarms of cockroaches to pollinate my rose blossoms, so I'm safe...for now."

    Jesse Carver
    Gardener
  • "Bees are dying off? Anaphlactastic!"

    Jerome Day
    Lathe Operator
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