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Hoover Biopic Opens Today

Clint Eastwood's film J. Edgar, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as controversial FBI head J. Edgar Hoover, opens today. What do you think?

  • "Oooh, I can't wait to finally find out what the ‘J’ stands for."

    Christine Goldberg Systems Analyst
  • "I wish the studios would actually pay attention to their customers and hear our cries for a movie about the life and times of former Commerce Secretary Sinclair Weeks."

    Josh Hillman Machine Feeder
  • "Oliver Stone, you mean. Oliver Stone directed this, right?"

    Marlon Rustin Unemployed

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