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Teacher Who Learns More From Her Students Than She Teaches Them Fired

Explaining that her statements indicated a failure to understand and implement the district’s goal of providing a comprehensive education to all children, Southwest High School officials reportedly fired ninth-grade history teacher Jennifer Steenman today after she was heard saying she learns more from her students than they do from her. Full article.

How Movies Receive Their Ratings

Many Americans use the MPAA’s formalized rating system as a guide for which films to see. The Onion provides a step-by-step view into how these ratings are chosen:

‘Winnie-The-Pooh’ Turns 90

Winnie-The-Pooh, the A.A. Milne series featuring a stuffed bear and his toy animal friends, debuted 90 years ago this week. Here are some milestones from the franchise’s nearly century-long run:
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Hoover Biopic Opens Today

Clint Eastwood's film J. Edgar, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as controversial FBI head J. Edgar Hoover, opens today. What do you think?

  • "Oooh, I can't wait to finally find out what the ‘J’ stands for."

    Christine Goldberg Systems Analyst
  • "I wish the studios would actually pay attention to their customers and hear our cries for a movie about the life and times of former Commerce Secretary Sinclair Weeks."

    Josh Hillman Machine Feeder
  • "Oliver Stone, you mean. Oliver Stone directed this, right?"

    Marlon Rustin Unemployed

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