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Hopes For 2006

What are your biggest hopes for 2006?
  • "A pair of novelty 2006 spectacles. At first, anyway."

    Nick Del Mar
    Waiter
  • "I just want to stay on that bull for eight seconds. Eight goddamn seconds. Is that too much to ask?"

    Jim Sclavanous
    Package Delivery Man
  • "Settle down, man. We're not even sure if Congress is going to approve funding for 2006 yet."

    Nicholas Knox
    Chemist
  • "I hope they come out with a third, better Hilton sister."

    Miriam Bateman
    Tax Preparer
  • "I just want to spend quality time watching my baby grow up. Of course, I guess I'd have to impregnate some sort of woman first.

    William Linna
    Career Counselor
  • "Next year? But...but I only just finished this one! When may I finally rest?"

    Kate Alexander
    Produce Manager