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Horse Meat Banned

Congress has banned the slaughter of horses for meat, calling the process "barbaric." What do you think?
  • "What am I supposed to do with the grade-A pony I just bought—give it to my daughter for Christmas?"

    Lester Graves
    Judge
  • "I support this ruling. We shouldn't be allowed to eat horses, dogs, or anything else we can race for sport."

    Lisa Gonzalez
    Lisa Gonzalez, Caricaturist
  • "Oh, the winds of change. I remember a time in this country when you couldn't get elected unless you participated in a state-fair horse-eating contest."

    Jim Shebesta
    Systems Analyst
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