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Hospital-Record Snoop Indicted

A former administrative specialist at the UCLA hospital was indicted for illegally accessing the medical records of some celebrities, including Farrah Fawcett and Maria Shriver, and, in some cases, selling the information. What do you think?
  • "Oh man, what was Farrah Fawcett's blood type? I bet it was AB+."

    Bruce Roh
    Librarian
  • "Any word on Bob Costas' records? Because I think he's the cause of this rash."

    Dale Wilson
    Garment Inspector
  • "Is this really that bad? In a way, it's almost a convenience to hear the results of your Pap smear just by turning on Access Hollywood."

    Deb Fine
    Horticulturalist
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