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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Hostess Brands Going Out Of Business

Hostess Brands, the manufacturer of such iconic products as Twinkies, Ho Hos, and Wonder Bread, announced that it would shut its doors permanently and liquidate its assets. What do you think?

  • “I had always assumed that no matter how hard a beating it took, Hostess would effortlessly spring back.”

    Russell Priestley Clinical Psychologist
  • “You forgot about Donettes. Everyone always forgets about Donettes.”

    Jay Grunke Diamond Cutter
  • “This is your kingdom now, Little Debbie. Rule with mercy.”

    Margie Wynkoop Systems Analyst

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