Hostess Brands Going Out Of Business

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Hostess Brands Going Out Of Business

Hostess Brands, the manufacturer of such iconic products as Twinkies, Ho Hos, and Wonder Bread, announced that it would shut its doors permanently and liquidate its assets. What do you think?

  • “I had always assumed that no matter how hard a beating it took, Hostess would effortlessly spring back.”

    Russell Priestley
    Clinical Psychologist
  • “You forgot about Donettes. Everyone always forgets about Donettes.”

    Jay Grunke
    Diamond Cutter
  • “This is your kingdom now, Little Debbie. Rule with mercy.”

    Margie Wynkoop
    Systems Analyst
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