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As kids prepare to go back to school, parents are tasked with providing all the supplies and clothes they’ll need for the year. Here are The Onion’s tips for tackling back-to-school shopping.

Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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Hotels.com Information Stolen

A laptop containing sensitive information about Hotels.com customers was recently stolen from an Ernst and Young employee's car. What do you think?
  • "Great, now everyone at work will know about my thing for amenities."

    Doodles McKennan Costume Designer
  • "Dogs, toddlers, laptops with credit-card information—this list of things not to leave locked in a car on a hot day just keeps getting longer and longer."

    Tina Garland Lens Grinder
  • "Forget the confidential client information. Have you ever seen so much Rick Astley on a single iTunes collection?"

    Chris Benning Receptionist

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