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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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Hotmail Rebranded Outlook.com

Microsoft recently announced that its 16-year-old online e-mail service Hotmail would be streamlined, closely integrated with social media, and renamed Outlook.com. What do you think?

  • “Microsoft is a really nimble company.”

    Kirk Sanchez Munitions Handler
  • “I hope they finally got rid of that password nonsense. Who can remember such things? Just let me check my e-mail already!”

    Jane Grill Leather Cutter
  • “Normally I fall for lame re-branding attempts, so okay, sign me up.”

    Colby Ziesmer Facilities Planner

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