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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Hotmail Rebranded Outlook.com

Microsoft recently announced that its 16-year-old online e-mail service Hotmail would be streamlined, closely integrated with social media, and renamed Outlook.com. What do you think?

  • “Microsoft is a really nimble company.”

    Kirk Sanchez Munitions Handler
  • “I hope they finally got rid of that password nonsense. Who can remember such things? Just let me check my e-mail already!”

    Jane Grill Leather Cutter
  • “Normally I fall for lame re-branding attempts, so okay, sign me up.”

    Colby Ziesmer Facilities Planner

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