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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Hottest 12 Months On Record

The period between May 2011 and April 2012 was the hottest since record-keeping began in 1895. What do you think?

  • "I was wondering why I was complaining so much."

    Tina Waterland Systems Analyst
  • "Sweet. My cousin Thad just put in a pool."

    Arlen Marotte Field-Ring Assembler
  • "No, it wasn't."

    Pete Murchison Stamping-Die Try-Out Worker

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