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Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

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Hottest 12 Months On Record

The period between May 2011 and April 2012 was the hottest since record-keeping began in 1895. What do you think?

  • "I was wondering why I was complaining so much."

    Tina Waterland
    Systems Analyst
  • "Sweet. My cousin Thad just put in a pool."

    Arlen Marotte
    Field-Ring Assembler
  • "No, it wasn't."

    Pete Murchison
    Stamping-Die Try-Out Worker

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