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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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House GOP Votes To Curb Obamacare For 37th Time

For the 37th time since they assumed control of the House of Representatives in 2011, Republican congressmen will hold a vote this week aimed at curtailing, defunding, or repealing the Affordable Care Act. What do you think?

  • “It’s almost like this thing is becoming political.”

    Anne Pasolini Restaurant Hostess
  • “And people call this the do-nothing Congress.”

    Julian Freeman Piano Bench Assembler
  • “Exciting! I can’t wait to see the results!”

    Niall Figgis Systems Analyst
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