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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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House GOP Votes To Curb Obamacare For 37th Time

For the 37th time since they assumed control of the House of Representatives in 2011, Republican congressmen will hold a vote this week aimed at curtailing, defunding, or repealing the Affordable Care Act. What do you think?

  • “It’s almost like this thing is becoming political.”

    Anne Pasolini Restaurant Hostess
  • “And people call this the do-nothing Congress.”

    Julian Freeman Piano Bench Assembler
  • “Exciting! I can’t wait to see the results!”

    Niall Figgis Systems Analyst

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