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House GOP Votes To Curb Obamacare For 37th Time

For the 37th time since they assumed control of the House of Representatives in 2011, Republican congressmen will hold a vote this week aimed at curtailing, defunding, or repealing the Affordable Care Act. What do you think?

  • “It’s almost like this thing is becoming political.”

    Anne Pasolini
    Restaurant Hostess
  • “And people call this the do-nothing Congress.”

    Julian Freeman
    Piano Bench Assembler
  • “Exciting! I can’t wait to see the results!”

    Niall Figgis
    Systems Analyst
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