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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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'House' To End

Producers for the show House announced the current season of the popular medical drama would be its last. What do you think?

  • "It was starting to get repetitive. Every episode this season involved a patient whose eye popped out."

    Kyle Stinson Systems Analyst
  • "It just goes to show you there's no place for a medical drama in America."

    Jenna Westerberg Warp Coiler
  • "Dammit, House, this is what happens when you don't play by the rules. I warned you!"

    Alexander Mars Unemployed

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