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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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'House' To End

Producers for the show House announced the current season of the popular medical drama would be its last. What do you think?

  • "It was starting to get repetitive. Every episode this season involved a patient whose eye popped out."

    Kyle Stinson Systems Analyst
  • "It just goes to show you there's no place for a medical drama in America."

    Jenna Westerberg Warp Coiler
  • "Dammit, House, this is what happens when you don't play by the rules. I warned you!"

    Alexander Mars Unemployed

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