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Housing Prices Fall Sharply

The prices of U.S. homes fell by 3.2 percent in the second quarter, the steepest in 20 years. What do you think?
  • "Great, I'm in the market for a house. Let me know when they drop below $300."

    Branch Lewis Waste Management
  • "Does this mean I'll be able to buy back my foreclosed home back soon?"

    Elisa Fricke Aesthetician
  • "Thank God. Now the pressure's off for me to mow the damn lawn."

    Kevin Rodden Stylist


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