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Howard Stern Leaves The Air

Howard Stern's last show on conventional radio aired last Friday, as he will make the jump to Sirius Satellite Radio in early 2006. What do you think?
  • "Without the FCC censoring him, I bet we'll really hear some farting now!"

    Thomas Bayard
    Referee
  • "Aw, I dunno… I think all the swearing and overt sexual stuff will hurt Howard's charm. Look what happened to Steve Allen."

    Wanda Gresham
    Forklift Operator
  • "I thought he was the king of all media—what's he doing on some loser space radio thing?"

    Richard Olney
    Machinist

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