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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Howard Stern Leaves The Air

Howard Stern's last show on conventional radio aired last Friday, as he will make the jump to Sirius Satellite Radio in early 2006. What do you think?
  • "Without the FCC censoring him, I bet we'll really hear some farting now!"

    Thomas Bayard Referee
  • "Aw, I dunno… I think all the swearing and overt sexual stuff will hurt Howard's charm. Look what happened to Steve Allen."

    Wanda Gresham Forklift Operator
  • "I thought he was the king of all media—what's he doing on some loser space radio thing?"

    Richard Olney Machinist
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