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Vol 44 Issue 04

Fan Of Other Team Booed

CHICAGO—Thirty-two-year-old Sam Weber, who was wearing the color combination and various paraphernalia indicative of his fandom for a team...
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Huckabee Aides Going Unpaid

Several top advisers for Mike Huckabee's struggling presidential campaign have been forced to work without pay. What do you think?
  • "Just what we need, more deadbeat Republicans on the unemployment rolls."

    Craig Rogers
    Production Assistant
  • "Maybe Chuck Norris is starting to cost more in food and lodging than he's worth."

    Simon Smith
    Baggage Handler
  • "Just goes to show you how hard some people will work for the achievement of a national catastrophe."

    Brix Scanlon
    Touch Screen Repairwoman
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