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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Huckabee Claims Obama Grew Up In Kenya

In a radio interview, former presidential candidate Mike Huckabee wrongly stated that President Obama grew up in Kenya with his Kenyan grandfather. What do you think?

  • "It's impossible to know where the president grew up unless he releases his official long-form growing-up records."

    Lyle Shelley Hair Sample Matcher
  • "Well, how would Mike Huckabee know that unless Mike Huckabee was growing up next door to Barack Obama in Kenya himself?"

    Frank Gordon Social Secretary
  • "No, no, no—he was just born in Kenya. He got his terrorism training somewhere else."

    Anne Ibold Unemployed

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