Huckabee Claims Obama Grew Up In Kenya

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Huckabee Claims Obama Grew Up In Kenya

In a radio interview, former presidential candidate Mike Huckabee wrongly stated that President Obama grew up in Kenya with his Kenyan grandfather. What do you think?

  • "It's impossible to know where the president grew up unless he releases his official long-form growing-up records."

    Lyle Shelley
    Hair Sample Matcher
  • "Well, how would Mike Huckabee know that unless Mike Huckabee was growing up next door to Barack Obama in Kenya himself?"

    Frank Gordon
    Social Secretary
  • "No, no, no—he was just born in Kenya. He got his terrorism training somewhere else."

    Anne Ibold
    Unemployed
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