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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Human Evolution Accelerating

According to a study published in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, rapid population growth is accelerating the evolutionary process. What do you think?
  • "Did my wife put you up to this? I told her I want to stop at two."

    Alexander Schneider Soda Delivery Person
  • "I'm no genius, but clearly this means the more babies I father, the faster I'll be able to fly."

    Anna Holsenbeck Package Sorter
  • "Ah, this whole cock and bull theory will blow over in 10,000 years."

    Kevin Benaim Chaplain

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