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Area Dad Thinks Refs Should Just Let Them Play Football

DOYLESTOWN, PA—Facetiously questioning how the game had suddenly become a non-contact sport, local father Aaron Harper confirmed his belief Thursday that referees officiating a Thanksgiving game between the Philadelphia Eagles and Detroit Lions should just let them play football out there.
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Human Evolution Accelerating

According to a study published in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, rapid population growth is accelerating the evolutionary process. What do you think?
  • "Did my wife put you up to this? I told her I want to stop at two."

    Alexander Schneider
    Soda Delivery Person
  • "I'm no genius, but clearly this means the more babies I father, the faster I'll be able to fly."

    Anna Holsenbeck
    Package Sorter
  • "Ah, this whole cock and bull theory will blow over in 10,000 years."

    Kevin Benaim