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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Human Progenitors Had Barbed Penises

According to a study published in the journal Nature, missing chunks of DNA show that human ancestors may once have had barbed penises. What do you think?

  • "What do you mean 'may once have had'?"

    Eric Robinson Systems Analyst
  • "I was hoping upon hope you were going to say 'winged,' but no, you said 'barbed' instead."

    Patricia Thomison Dentist
  • "That all changed when we discovered we could use our hands to pick things up."

    Christopher Brugerman Assistant Managing Editor

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