Human Progenitors Had Barbed Penises

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NEW YORK—Marketing associate Jack Hilliard has carved out a pretty nice little setup wherein he has the freedom to make his own hours and come and go to work as he pleases, the 41-year-old who is on the verge of losing his job told reporters Monday.

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Human Progenitors Had Barbed Penises

According to a study published in the journal Nature, missing chunks of DNA show that human ancestors may once have had barbed penises. What do you think?

  • "What do you mean 'may once have had'?"

    Eric Robinson
    Systems Analyst
  • "I was hoping upon hope you were going to say 'winged,' but no, you said 'barbed' instead."

    Patricia Thomison
    Dentist
  • "That all changed when we discovered we could use our hands to pick things up."

    Christopher Brugerman
    Assistant Managing Editor
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