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EDISON, NJ—Repeatedly emphasizing that the ruffled potato chips and accompanying French onion dip were just too good, a report released Thursday confirmed that someone needs to get them away from local partygoer Ian Ashcraft before he eats the whole thing.
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Humans Hardwired For Faith

According to Dr. Andrew Newberg, specific parts of the brain are responsible for the religious feelings humans experience. What do you think?
  • "That could explain why people with brain tumors believe there is no God."

    Chris Thewles
    Systems Analyst
  • "Is this the same part of the brain responsible for anti-Semitic, anti-woman, anti-gay feelings?"

    Martha Jenkins
    Ergonomist
  • "Finally, concrete proof that religion exists!"

    David Mayne
    Bank Teller

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