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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Humans Hardwired For Faith

According to Dr. Andrew Newberg, specific parts of the brain are responsible for the religious feelings humans experience. What do you think?
  • "That could explain why people with brain tumors believe there is no God."

    Chris Thewles Systems Analyst
  • "Is this the same part of the brain responsible for anti-Semitic, anti-woman, anti-gay feelings?"

    Martha Jenkins Ergonomist
  • "Finally, concrete proof that religion exists!"

    David Mayne Bank Teller
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