According to the current issue of Nature, scientists found two scored mammal bones demonstrating that humanoids used tools to cut meat 3.39 million years ago, nearly a million years earlier than previously thought. What do you think?
"That's pretty clever if the tool was a knife, but pretty dumb if they were trying to use a spoon to cut meat."Tom Ribot Pad Assembler
"Just today I was using scissors and felt them cut through a coupon with the ease of 3.39 million years' experience encoded into my genes."Sandy Quine Third Assistant Engineer
"You don't need to tell me how cool humans are, sir. I already know."Frank Richards Stamping-Press Operator