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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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‘Hunger Games’ Name Among Most Popular Of 2014

According to the baby names site Nameberry, “Katniss,” a name created for the sci-fi Hunger Games trilogy and the films based on those works, is one of the most frequently searched-for names on the site’s database. What do you think?

  • “I don’t want my child growing up in a world where they have to distinguish between Katniss L. and Katniss S. in her class.”

    Marnie Shrump Vandal, Midwest Region
  • “At least with a name like Katniss, you know that two social outcasts managed to find love.”

    Byron Whitfield Social Smoker
  • “Those kids are so lucky. I had to be named after my stupid fucking grandmother.”

    Karen Mobley Plant Critic
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