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'Hunger Games' Opens Today

The Hunger Games, the hotly anticipated film adaptation of the young adult novel in which teens have to fight to the death, opens today. What do you think?

  • "There's still another Twilight movie left. Where is everyone's sense of loyalty?"

    Brynn Waits
    Systems Analyst
  • "I’m tired of all these movies made from books. How about Hollywood starts catering to some of us nonreaders for a change?"

    Frank Lurie
    Needle Leader
  • "Whoah! How ’bout a spoiler alert, buddy? I didn't know it was Friday!"

    Paul Benigni
    Mica-Plate Layer