'Hunger Games' Opens Today

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HBO 9:00 p.m. EST/8:00 p.m. CST Life at the track is turned upside down when one of the jockeys discovers the horses can talk.

That's So Gina!

CBS 8:30 p.m. EST/7:30 p.m. CST This week, Gina saves half the chicken she had for dinner and cuts it up for a salad she'll have for lunch tomorrow. That's so her.

Anthony Davis

Kentucky's shot-blocking frosh sensation has been unselfish, versatile, and seemingly everywhere on the floor during the NCAA Tournament.

Purity Of War Marred By One Bad Apple In Afghanistan

A study finds that newborn infants can tell if their parents are losers, all 6.5 million residents of Indiana join together to form a collective consciousness, and Ray Ban is unsure the public can pull off its 2012 series of sunglasses.
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'Hunger Games' Opens Today

The Hunger Games, the hotly anticipated film adaptation of the young adult novel in which teens have to fight to the death, opens today. What do you think?

  • "There's still another Twilight movie left. Where is everyone's sense of loyalty?"

    Brynn Waits
    Systems Analyst
  • "I’m tired of all these movies made from books. How about Hollywood starts catering to some of us nonreaders for a change?"

    Frank Lurie
    Needle Leader
  • "Whoah! How ’bout a spoiler alert, buddy? I didn't know it was Friday!"

    Paul Benigni
    Mica-Plate Layer
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