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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Huntsman Drops Out

Jon Huntsman announced he is dropping out of the race and endorsing Mitt Romney. What do you think?

  • “Oh yeah? Did he try talking about jobs?”

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  • “People say speaking Chinese during the debate hurt him, but I think the sane, reasonable English he spoke the rest of the time was a bigger liability.”

    Tara Schellen Curriculum Planner
  • "I haven't heard any buzz about it yet, but could he possibly be reforming Wizard, the keyboard-driven rock band for which he dropped out of high school?"

    Eugene Burns Kelp Cutter

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