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Hurricane Sandy Slams East Coast

Bringing winds up to 85 miles per hour, a potentially devastating storm surge, and the threat of blizzard conditions at higher elevations, the historic and massive Hurricane Sandy will make landfall tonight along the densely populated mid-Atlantic coast. What do you think?

  • “That’s nothing. Once I drove at 86 miles per hour for like five seconds.”

    Rachel Spelman
    Short Order Cook
  • “Crap, is that why my wife bought 15 gallons of bottled water? She shouldn’t have left it out when she knew I was thirsty.”

    Diego Croft
    Systems Analyst
  • “My wind chimes!”

    Gil Telfer
    Ichthyologist
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