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Hussein Sentenced To Death

Saddam Hussein was found guilty and sentenced to death for crimes against humanity. What do you think?
  • "I sure hope this doesn't lead to violence in Iraq."

    Brigitte O'Shaunessey
    Systems Analyst
  • "We ignored and, to some degree, participated in Saddam's atrocities in the '80s, but now that he's been brought to justice, we can finally put it all behind us."

    Victor Pugh
    Valet
  • "The rule of law has won the day—except for in every other square inch of Iraq."

    Brandon Clay
    Health Inspector
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