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The Pros And Cons Of Gene Editing

Recent advancements in gene editing have introduced a number of exciting possibilities for human advancement and raised difficult ethical questions. The Onion breaks down the pros and cons of gene editing.

Tips For Back-To-School Shopping

As kids prepare to go back to school, parents are tasked with providing all the supplies and clothes they’ll need for the year. Here are The Onion’s tips for tackling back-to-school shopping.

Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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Hypoallergenic Cats

An American biotechnology will soon sell a specially engineered breed of cats that will not trigger a reaction in allergy sufferers. What do you think?
  • "Great. Now I have to get my girlfriend pregnant if I want to have an excuse for why we can’t get a cat."

    Carl Walton Editor
  • "Unfortunately, this breed's chief source of nutrition is ragweed."

    Steve Licher Horse Trainer
  • "Can I still shave this type of cat in the summertime? Because that’s the only time when being a cat-owner gets interesting."

    Aileen Burton Cartographer

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