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Man Commits To New TV Show Just Hours After Getting Out Of 7-Season Series

UNION CITY, NJ—Recommending that he give himself the chance to pause and explore the other options out there, friends of local man Jonathan Gember expressed their concerns to reporters Wednesday that the 29-year-old is already committing to a new television show just hours after getting out of a seven-season-long series.

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Report: Dad Wants To Show You Where Fuse Box Is

YOUR LOCATION—Noting that it’s important to be prepared in case of emergencies but it’s also a good thing to know in general, your dad announced today that he wants to show you where the fuse box is.

Hypoallergenic Cats

An American biotechnology will soon sell a specially engineered breed of cats that will not trigger a reaction in allergy sufferers. What do you think?
  • "Great. Now I have to get my girlfriend pregnant if I want to have an excuse for why we can’t get a cat."

    Carl Walton
    Editor
  • "Unfortunately, this breed's chief source of nutrition is ragweed."

    Steve Licher
    Horse Trainer
  • "Can I still shave this type of cat in the summertime? Because that’s the only time when being a cat-owner gets interesting."

    Aileen Burton
    Cartographer
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