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Deadline For Prior User To Remove Clothes From Dryer Extended 5 Minutes

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Deadline For Prior User To Remove Clothes From Dryer Extended 5 Minutes

JOHNSON CITY, TN—Upon finding the machine in her apartment building’s laundry room completely untouched since she last stopped by, exasperated local woman Sandra Hermus reportedly mounted all her magnanimity Monday and extended the deadline for the previous user to remove their clothing from the dryer by five minutes.

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Hypoallergenic Cats

An American biotechnology will soon sell a specially engineered breed of cats that will not trigger a reaction in allergy sufferers. What do you think?
  • "Great. Now I have to get my girlfriend pregnant if I want to have an excuse for why we can’t get a cat."

    Carl Walton
    Editor
  • "Unfortunately, this breed's chief source of nutrition is ragweed."

    Steve Licher
    Horse Trainer
  • "Can I still shave this type of cat in the summertime? Because that’s the only time when being a cat-owner gets interesting."

    Aileen Burton
    Cartographer