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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Iceland May Ban Online Pornography

The Icelandic government may use Internet filters to block citizens from viewing pornography online, potentially becoming the first Western democracy to impose strict Internet blocking technology like that used by China and other authoritarian regimes. What do you think?

  • “Norway had better prepare for a wave of pervert immigrants.”

    Lorine Koenig Quail Farmer
  • “As a passionate believer in free speech, I abhor any type of censorship. But mainly the kind that makes it harder to masturbate.”

    Mike Ruck Hydraulic Jack Operator
  • “Hopefully, Icelanders can live vicariously through volcanic eruptions.”

    William Morshower Latex Spooler

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