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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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ID Critic Beaten

Professor Paul Mirecki, head of the University of Kansas' Religious Studies Department, was severely beaten recently by individuals who objected to his views against intelligent design. What do you think?
  • "That'll teach him the difference between man and apes. Wait—no it won't."

    Donovan Driscoll Professional Bowler
  • "That's okay, I guess, but what I'd really like to do is punch Charles Darwin in the face."

    Michael Downing Coder
  • "It's too bad that professor got beaten… Sounds like that course would have been an easy A."

    Shelby Graham Accountant

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