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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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ID Critic Beaten

Professor Paul Mirecki, head of the University of Kansas' Religious Studies Department, was severely beaten recently by individuals who objected to his views against intelligent design. What do you think?
  • "That'll teach him the difference between man and apes. Wait—no it won't."

    Donovan Driscoll Professional Bowler
  • "That's okay, I guess, but what I'd really like to do is punch Charles Darwin in the face."

    Michael Downing Coder
  • "It's too bad that professor got beaten… Sounds like that course would have been an easy A."

    Shelby Graham Accountant

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