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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Universe Crueler, More Uncaring Place Than Previously Thought

The universe, long known as a bleak and unforgiving place where essentially nothing matters, is in fact even crueler and more heartless than previously thought, according to a startling report published Tuesday by scientists at the Institute for Advanced ...

The Onion’s Fall TV Preview

Networks are just weeks away from debuting their Fall lineups, featuring both new shows and returning favorites. The Onion breaks down what to watch this Fall.

Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.
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Ike Turner Dead

Rock and roll pioneer Ike Turner died on Wednesday at 76. What do you think?
  • "This guy was real? I though he was just a character Tina Turner made up."

    Dana Lowenstein Systems Analyst
  • "Does that mean the 4 p.m. Tuesday slot at Oneida Bingo & Casino is open? 'Cause my band is ready to go, baby!"

    Owen Gambier Guitarist
  • "He was a musical pioneer. It's too bad his reputation was sullied by that last album."

    Irving Maypeth Photographer

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