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Ike Turner Dead

Rock and roll pioneer Ike Turner died on Wednesday at 76. What do you think?
  • "This guy was real? I though he was just a character Tina Turner made up."

    Dana Lowenstein Systems Analyst
  • "Does that mean the 4 p.m. Tuesday slot at Oneida Bingo & Casino is open? 'Cause my band is ready to go, baby!"

    Owen Gambier Guitarist
  • "He was a musical pioneer. It's too bad his reputation was sullied by that last album."

    Irving Maypeth Photographer

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