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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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IKEA Introduces Wireless Charging Furniture

Swedish furniture retail chain IKEA has announced it will begin selling furniture that charges cell phones wirelessly with charging pad stations that are integrated into desks, tables, lamps, and other furniture. What do you think?

  • “I don’t want to give my shelf that kind of power.”

    Dawn Horton Flower Arranger
  • “Finally, instead of struggling to find an outlet to plug my phone into I can struggle to find an outlet to plug my couch into.”

    Matt Santangelo Talent Scouter
  • “No thanks. I can always swing by an IKEA and charge my phone off some floor models.”

    Bob Brock Pamphlet Disposer

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