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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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IKEA Introduces Wireless Charging Furniture

Swedish furniture retail chain IKEA has announced it will begin selling furniture that charges cell phones wirelessly with charging pad stations that are integrated into desks, tables, lamps, and other furniture. What do you think?

  • “I don’t want to give my shelf that kind of power.”

    Dawn Horton Flower Arranger
  • “Finally, instead of struggling to find an outlet to plug my phone into I can struggle to find an outlet to plug my couch into.”

    Matt Santangelo Talent Scouter
  • “No thanks. I can always swing by an IKEA and charge my phone off some floor models.”

    Bob Brock Pamphlet Disposer
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