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Illegal Immigrants Apply To Stay In U.S.

Under an Obama administration policy that went into effect yesterday, an estimated 1.7 million immigrants 30 or younger who were brought to the United States illegally as children can now apply to remain in the country. What do you think?

  • “I don’t care what kind of official government paperwork they have, they’re still illegal in my book.”

    Judson Hallinan Terrazzo Finisher
  • “That’s just a disgrace to all their forebears who had the decency and fortitude to live in perpetual fear of arbitrary deportation.”

    Tony Burgard Yield-Loss Inspector
  • “Welcome to what used to be America!”

    Terri D’Aquino Tire-Cord Weaver


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