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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Illinois Governor Arrested

Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich was arrested Tuesday on corruption charges stemming from an alleged conspiracy to sell or trade the Senate seat left vacant by Barack Obama. What do you think?
  • "I was moved by the governor's heartfelt plea that he be given his fucking money back."

    Ethan Strouth Mailroom Worker
  • "I should have never had those 'Spitzer-Blagojevich 2012' lawn signs printed up back in February."

    Denise Simmonds Dog Groomer
  • "How much are Senate seats going for these days? I only paid $75,000 for mine back in ’98."

    John Edwards Lawyer

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