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Illinois Protesters Demand Higher Taxes

An estimated 15,000 people turned up at the Illinois state Capitol and called for higher taxes to prevent significant budget cuts. What do you think?

  • "Damn right we want higher taxes! And we also want lower speed limits and condom dispensers in every elementary school in the land!"

    Diane Averre
    Systems Analyst
  • "If you all had elected me like I wanted, I would have already raised your taxes. Remember? I said that? When I was running? That I was going to raise your taxes? And then I lost terribly?"

    Paul Niles
    Politician
  • "It's Illinois; can't they just find some dead taxpayers to cover the difference?"

    Will Feiger
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