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How Amazon Plans To Expand

After years of rapid growth and expansion into new industries, Amazon recently announced that it would be opening a second headquarters outside of Seattle. Here are Amazon’s plans for continued growth.

Report: Americans Now Get 44% Of Their Exercise From Licking

WASHINGTON—Saying the practice accounted for a sizable portion of the nation’s physical activity on any given day, a new report published Tuesday by researchers at the National Institutes of Health revealed that Americans currently get 44 percent of their exercise from licking things.

‘Lost Dog’ Poster Really Tooting Dog’s Horn

BROOKLYN, NY—Claiming the flyer could really stand to tone it down a little, sources said a lost dog poster that began appearing in Brooklyn’s Fort Greene neighborhood Tuesday was really tooting the dog’s horn.
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Immigration At Highest In 80 Years

According to a new report by the Center for Immigration Studies, immigrants now account for one in eight U.S. residents. What do you think?
  • "Fortunately, the fact that one in four people is a jingoistic nut job helps even things out."

    Walter Merril Architect
  • "Ein in acht? Das ist unglaublich!"

    Fritz Blumenthal Volunteer Coordinator
  • "Does that mean that someone in my family is an immigrant? I wonder if it’s John."

    Barb Koepke Cashier

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