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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Immigration At Highest In 80 Years

According to a new report by the Center for Immigration Studies, immigrants now account for one in eight U.S. residents. What do you think?
  • "Fortunately, the fact that one in four people is a jingoistic nut job helps even things out."

    Walter Merril Architect
  • "Ein in acht? Das ist unglaublich!"

    Fritz Blumenthal Volunteer Coordinator
  • "Does that mean that someone in my family is an immigrant? I wonder if it’s John."

    Barb Koepke Cashier

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