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Immigration Rallies Smaller

Labor Day immigration rallies drew fewer numbers than the marches held from earlier this year. What do you think?
  • "If it’s true that these illegal immigrants are too lazy to fight for their rights, then that just proves how American they truly are."

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  • "Just goes to show you, the rights of immigrants will always come in a distant second when going head-to-head with a nice plate of potato salad."

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  • "Well, there you have it. Sometimes these issues just find ways of working themselves out."

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DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.

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