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Trump Casually Informs Pence He Going To Make One Or Two Appearances During Speech

CLEVELAND—Pulling his running mate aside backstage at the Republican National Convention just minutes before the Indiana governor was scheduled to formally accept the party’s vice presidential nomination, GOP candidate Donald Trump casually informed Mike Pence that he would probably make one or two quick appearances during the Midwestern conservative’s headlining speech tonight.

‘Heed My Tragic Story Well, Friends, For You Could Just As Easily Be Me,’ Says Chris Christie In Haunting RNC Speech

CLEVELAND—A thrall sweeping over the assembled GOP officials and party members Tuesday as he recounted his chilling tale of hubris, New Jersey governor Chris Christie reportedly entreated those at the Republican National Convention to consider the sad story of his own dizzying rise and ignominious fall, offering a bitter warning to all in attendance that his terrible fate could befall any one of them.
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Impeach Clinton?

With Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr's report now in the American people's hands, talk has turned to the prospect of impeaching the president. What do you think?
  • "Of course he should be removed from office. For Christ's sake, he had that thing in her mouth."

    Patrick Davis Travel Agent
  • "The president is faced with a great crisis, and he should do the right thing–marry Monica."

    Emily Tidrow Librarian
  • "Help me out here. What exactly did he do again? Because I'm really going to need a lot of extremely precise details if I'm to make an informed decision."

    Wayne Bonds Systems Analyst
  • "Why are we wasting time and money on this ridiculous issue when flag-burning is still legal in this country?"

    Samantha Kravec Flight Attendant
  • "Clinton couldn't have done anything worse if he had traded weapons to a hostile foreign power, secretly diverted taxpayer funds to Central American rebels or knowingly allowed a U.S. naval base to be attacked by Japan."

    Optometrist Nathan Capilla
  • "The adultery doesn't bother me. It's Clinton's love of frog figurines that weirds me out."

    Jason Durham Custodian

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