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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Independence Day Celebrated

This Fourth of July marks the 234th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of independence. What do you think?

  • "I love the Fourth! Cookouts, fireworks, prank calling the Queen, all of it."

    Susan Tankel Systems Analyst
  • "Well, then, that shall be the reason I get drunk that night!"

    Robert Guy Waste Salvager
  • "Wow, already? I can't believe that America only has six years left."

    Mitch Carbonella Jr. Naphthalene-Still Operator
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