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The Life Of Diana, Princess Of Wales

Today marks 20 years since the funeral of Princess Diana, known to many as the “people’s princess.” The Onion looks back at the life of Princess Diana before it was cut tragically short.

Study: Other Countries Weird

BOSTON—Examining a wide variety of cross-cultural data, a Boston University study released Monday determined that other countries are weird.

Japanese Family Puts Aging Robot In Retirement Home

KYOTO, JAPAN—Saying the move to the assisted care facility was the right decision after so many years of operation, members of the Akiyama family finally put their aging robot in a retirement home, sources reported Friday.

North Korea Successfully Detonates Nuclear Scientist

PYONGYANG—Hailing it as a significant step forward for their ballistic weapons program just hours after suffering a failed missile launch, North Korean leaders announced Monday they had successfully detonated a nuclear scientist.
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India Closing In On China

With a population of one billion and a birth rate nearly double that of China, India is on pace to become the world's most populous nation within the next few years. What do you think about this rapidly approaching demographic milestone?
  • "I see they're having about as much luck with the ejaculation-denying tantric sex as I am."

    Richard Brunsell Postal Worker
  • "As president of Schwinn, I couldn't be happier."

    Ray Muncie Schwinn President
  • "They seem to be a peaceful people, but we should probably send over a few guys in pith helmets and muttonchops just to keep an eye on things."

    Bill Gehry Systems Analyst
  • "Excuse me, but the proper term is 'Native Americans.'"

    Tina Tisch Graduate Student
  • "The Indians could fast become the dominant superpower, what with the awesome might of the world's longest fingernails at their disposal."

    Omar Thakker Clerk
  • "At last, India will finally have enough people to watch all those movies they put out every year."

    Donna Majoro Physical Therapist

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