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Indian-American Miss America Attacked On Twitter

Nina Davuluri, an Indian-American from New York, was crowned Miss America last night, becoming the pageant’s first-ever winner of Asian descent and prompting a flood of racist tweets, including many that erroneously called her a Muslim. What do you think?

  • “This will all get cleared up at her first public address.”

    Shauna Stack
    Systems Analyst
  • “The Miss America pageant is not about race. It’s about who the prettiest lady is.”

    Oliver Gatti
    Auto Damage Appraiser
  • “When are Americans going to finally learn how to properly spot Muslims?”

    Kurt Zwerling
    Ombudsman
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