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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Indian-American Miss America Attacked On Twitter

Nina Davuluri, an Indian-American from New York, was crowned Miss America last night, becoming the pageant’s first-ever winner of Asian descent and prompting a flood of racist tweets, including many that erroneously called her a Muslim. What do you think?

  • “This will all get cleared up at her first public address.”

    Shauna Stack Systems Analyst
  • “The Miss America pageant is not about race. It’s about who the prettiest lady is.”

    Oliver Gatti Auto Damage Appraiser
  • “When are Americans going to finally learn how to properly spot Muslims?”

    Kurt Zwerling Ombudsman
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