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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Indian-American Miss America Attacked On Twitter

Nina Davuluri, an Indian-American from New York, was crowned Miss America last night, becoming the pageant’s first-ever winner of Asian descent and prompting a flood of racist tweets, including many that erroneously called her a Muslim. What do you think?

  • “This will all get cleared up at her first public address.”

    Shauna Stack Systems Analyst
  • “The Miss America pageant is not about race. It’s about who the prettiest lady is.”

    Oliver Gatti Auto Damage Appraiser
  • “When are Americans going to finally learn how to properly spot Muslims?”

    Kurt Zwerling Ombudsman

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