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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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'Indy' Not So Hot

Following a screening of the long-awaited Indiana Jones movie at the Cannes Film Festival, reviews have been lukewarm at best. What do you think?
  • "No worries. George Lucas will fix it 20 years from now."

    Greg Morris Bartender
  • "Uh-oh. Could this spell the end for Steven Spielberg?"

    Kira Pettibon Cabinet-Maker
  • "Let's not jump to conclusions. How are the reviews of the Crystal Skull ancillary merchandising?"

    Chuck Migdol Private Detective

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