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Area Man Has Great Idea For Slam Dunk

TORRINGTON, WY—"I'm sitting on a gold mine here," said the revolutionary slam dunk’s creator Andy Rosenwald, noting that he himself is unable to dunk a basketball.
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'Indy' Not So Hot

Following a screening of the long-awaited Indiana Jones movie at the Cannes Film Festival, reviews have been lukewarm at best. What do you think?
  • "No worries. George Lucas will fix it 20 years from now."

    Greg Morris
    Bartender
  • "Uh-oh. Could this spell the end for Steven Spielberg?"

    Kira Pettibon
    Cabinet-Maker
  • "Let's not jump to conclusions. How are the reviews of the Crystal Skull ancillary merchandising?"

    Chuck Migdol
    Private Detective
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