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Intelligent Design Ousted

Voters in Dover, PA voted out eight school board members who supported an intelligent-design statement being read in biology class. What do you think?
  • "Yeah, but check out who they replaced them with… an 18-year-old politics nerd and a local drag queen who’s always running for office."

    Steve Morton
    Boilermaker
  • "I feel kind of bad for them. Where can they be ignorant and influential now?"

    Peggy Ramone
    Computer Programmer
  • "Splendid! Now the only authorities left who subscribe to these wacko theories are safely contained in the highest echelons of executive, legislative, and judicial government."

    Christopher Osburn
    Legal Secretary
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