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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Intelligent Design Ousted

Voters in Dover, PA voted out eight school board members who supported an intelligent-design statement being read in biology class. What do you think?
  • "Yeah, but check out who they replaced them with… an 18-year-old politics nerd and a local drag queen who’s always running for office."

    Steve Morton Boilermaker
  • "I feel kind of bad for them. Where can they be ignorant and influential now?"

    Peggy Ramone Computer Programmer
  • "Splendid! Now the only authorities left who subscribe to these wacko theories are safely contained in the highest echelons of executive, legislative, and judicial government."

    Christopher Osburn Legal Secretary
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