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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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International Space Station To Get Espresso Machine

Astronauts aboard the International Space Station will be getting a new espresso machine in November as part of the Italian Space Agency’s Futura mission. What do you think?

  • “Finally, a way to stop those expensive coffee runs back to Earth.”

    Rachel Lawrence Paint Mixer
  • “Good. Everyone knows astronauts are at their best when they’re jittery.”

    Mike Hagel E-Book Marketer
  • “Now I’ll go.”

    Cameron Protter Insurance Claims Processor

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