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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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International Space Station To Get Espresso Machine

Astronauts aboard the International Space Station will be getting a new espresso machine in November as part of the Italian Space Agency’s Futura mission. What do you think?

  • “Finally, a way to stop those expensive coffee runs back to Earth.”

    Rachel Lawrence Paint Mixer
  • “Good. Everyone knows astronauts are at their best when they’re jittery.”

    Mike Hagel E-Book Marketer
  • “Now I’ll go.”

    Cameron Protter Insurance Claims Processor

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